Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
Dude, what was in that sandwich? The bread looks all trippy now!
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
Do they sing a sweet song in the oven as they bake?
All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
Learning to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread is an important step to building the motor skills necessary for driving a car and french braiding hair.