What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
There isn't enough plastic around my cheese slices. Can I put them inside a plastic box too?
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!
You better believe that there are never gross fillings in these chocolates! No eating half and throwing it away because it's walnut cream or something gross.
Sometimes you need an escape just you can't leave your desk or stuck in the car or on the bus. A little diorama in your pocket may help.