He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
It's not a real cake, it's felt! Not only is it an amazing fake baked good, but it's also a box where you can hide tiny precious things! I'll take twenty.
I like to think they're all singing to me in lovely four part harmony.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.