Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
I want to have a "Jem and the Holograms" themed party for my 30-somethingth birthday with this cake. Perfection.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
If I had made these sweet little bee pops I would have included a healthy pinch of spicy pepper for a little sting. Don't want to deny the bees their birthright!
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.