I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
Other than missing a tool belt covered in bat-gadgets, these are pretty much perfect.
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I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.