You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
I want to have a "Jem and the Holograms" themed party for my 30-somethingth birthday with this cake. Perfection.
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
Other than missing a tool belt covered in bat-gadgets, these are pretty much perfect.
I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!