I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
If I had made these sweet little bee pops I would have included a healthy pinch of spicy pepper for a little sting. Don't want to deny the bees their birthright!