I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?