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I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.

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When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.

best of the week,black,can opener,handles,plastic,toucan,utensil
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You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.

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I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.

black,erase,erasers,mistake,mustaches,paper,writing
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I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?

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