You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
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Regardless of the awesome bat signal going on here, the style of this mirror is gorgeous! Even if I didn't see the bat, I'd still want it!
Other than missing a tool belt covered in bat-gadgets, these are pretty much perfect.
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
That snow doesn't look too healthy.