Other than missing a tool belt covered in bat-gadgets, these are pretty much perfect.
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
clothespins don't need to be boring and bare. They can also be badass bats!
You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!