Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
There's practically a whole garden in that bird's plumage! Just looking at these cookies is like taking a fancy, exotic vacation.
Breakfast is a delicate affair. Don't overwhelm your eggs.
Poor bird wishes it could ride a bike but all it's good for is sitting on your couch and looking cute.
I like a smoke alarm that has different levels of alerts. If only the "cooking a pizza" alert was silent.
A little birdie told me you liked little birdies. He's not wrong is he?
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