Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
Make sure to leave the door unlatched honey, I'll be back later.
Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!
These birds don't get upset when you take their magnet eggs because they trust that you'll bring them back when you're done.
Poor bird wishes it could ride a bike but all it's good for is sitting on your couch and looking cute.
I like a smoke alarm that has different levels of alerts. If only the "cooking a pizza" alert was silent.
A little birdie told me you liked little birdies. He's not wrong is he?