This is way cuter than the ads for pizza delivery currently covering your fridge.
Poor bird wishes it could ride a bike but all it's good for is sitting on your couch and looking cute.
Available at: None Such Garden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50946349/tototl-the-quetzal-wool-felt-plush-doll ($100)
Available at: Woodzies http://www.etsy.com/listing/57647398/lil-birdy-boo?ref=em ($30)
There's practically a whole garden in that bird's plumage! Just looking at these cookies is like taking a fancy, exotic vacation.
May the odds be ever in your favor. three finger salute