These birds don't get upset when you take their magnet eggs because they trust that you'll bring them back when you're done.
Hey bird! Why are you sleeping on my cake? I mean, you coordinate with it quite well and all but this isn't a nest, it's a dessert! You can't sleep here, you just can't. You're welcome to come to the party, just stay off the food okay?
Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
Available at: Woodzies http://www.etsy.com/listing/57647398/lil-birdy-boo?ref=em ($30)
There's practically a whole garden in that bird's plumage! Just looking at these cookies is like taking a fancy, exotic vacation.
Poor bird wishes it could ride a bike but all it's good for is sitting on your couch and looking cute.
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