I like a smoke alarm that has different levels of alerts. If only the "cooking a pizza" alert was silent.
Most of the pigeons around here have mangled feet. This is surprisingly accurate!
I like that this little birdie is on a stick, it would look just perfect nestled in with a potted plant.
These birds don't get upset when you take their magnet eggs because they trust that you'll bring them back when you're done.
Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
Poor bird wishes it could ride a bike but all it's good for is sitting on your couch and looking cute.
Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.