I've seen swans giving their babies a ride around the lake on their backs, I'd never thought of hiring one to carry my wallet, lip gloss, phone and notebook for me. Clever.
Hey bird! Why are you sleeping on my cake? I mean, you coordinate with it quite well and all but this isn't a nest, it's a dessert! You can't sleep here, you just can't. You're welcome to come to the party, just stay off the food okay?