You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.
Show off a little leg and a little outsider status at the same time.
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.
That is one tiny, balanced meal!
Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!