As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.
Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!
Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!
Show off a little leg and a little outsider status at the same time.