You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.
Show off a little leg and a little outsider status at the same time.
On a diet? Kill two birds with one stone, improve your dental health and lose weight!
Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.