Just be careful not to hit the "blow dry" button while you're in the tub.
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.
Bringing a gift to your teacher may not insure a good grade but might get you out of crappy tasks!
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.
Take a bite out of your weekend! It won't bite back I promise. It's sunny! Go outside and eat fruit!
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!