I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.
This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
Apple loves apples. Think it's made of applewood?
Just be careful not to hit the "blow dry" button while you're in the tub.
I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.