Bringing a gift to your teacher may not insure a good grade but might get you out of crappy tasks!
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.
I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.
Looking for a snack? Why not Zoidberg?
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
Just be careful not to hit the "blow dry" button while you're in the tub.