Apple loves apples. Think it's made of applewood?
Looking for a snack? Why not Zoidberg?
That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!
Bringing a gift to your teacher may not insure a good grade but might get you out of crappy tasks!
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.