This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!
He was worried that you got caught in some really bad traffic on the way home. He even has dinner ready for you.
My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.
Statistics have never been so squee!
Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.