A gymnast made of yarn would totally win, so flexible!

He was worried that you got caught in some really bad traffic on the way home. He even has dinner ready for you.

I'm gonna get one for my iPhone just to mess with people.

Most of the pigeons around here have mangled feet. This is surprisingly accurate!

It's a shame you can't eat a scarf, but at least now you have a scarf that looks cute even when you're not wearing it!

Kitty, the parts of your face are in the wrong place but your colors are stunning. I'll allow your cuteness.

There's nothing better than a traditional, cozy cable-knit sweater. Even a snowman can agree.