Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.
I once had two goldfish named Flipper and Twitchy. I always figured there was something wrong with Twitchy because he was so, well, twitchy. Somehow that spazzy little twenty five cent fish lied for three years. Here's to Flipper and Twitchy!