Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!
Show that mean old dentist that you're not afraid of him! You embrace dental hygiene! Look how happy your teeth are!
Watch out when you wear these, if I see you I might try to lick that whipped cream off your neck.
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.
If you can't beat winter, join it!