You're a baker and proud of it! Maybe if you wear this all the time someone will hire you to bake for them!
Available at: Utility Design http://www.utilitydesign.co.uk/mall/productpage.cfm/UtilityDesign/_TDTREX/203386/Tatty%20Devine%20Dinosaur%20Necklace ($181)
Vintage spools of thread are a thing of beauty. Why not wear it?
Do you love Zelda? Do you need to restore some strength? Lon Lon Milk to the rescue!
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.
This is a great time of year to pin the lovely fallen leaves to your clothes to spruce up an outfit. Just make sure they're bug-free first!
Available at: Marvelous Miss Mary http://www.etsy.com/listing/45751468/humbolt-squid-with-squidlets-necklace ($37)