This is about right. Mint ice cream does deserve to be dipped in gold and crowned as royalty.
Wear your cupcake pride on your chest, not just your thighs.
Sorry, no, this cupcake bracelet doesn't tell time, but what does that matter? You're wearing cupcakes! Time is irrelevant!
They may not earn you favor with your teachers, but they'll up your style quotient!
Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!
Clever hiding spot, kitty!