You're a baker and proud of it! Maybe if you wear this all the time someone will hire you to bake for them!
Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
Don't be afraid, I don't think there's much of a stinger on this guy.
Share your gamer proclivities proudly!
Sometimes just sharing a moment can be the most romantic gesture. Who needs flowers and fancy dinners when you've got undivided attention and a kind touch?
You ARE the golden ticket!