Do your documents love you or love you not?
Have you ever wanted to lick a fine work of art? You won't get arrested at a foreign museum for sampling this faux Van Gogh, it's made of food!
It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
I wish there had been someone around to make my drawings into a toy when I was a kid!
As much as I love soggy, reheated fried chicken, I'd rather have this hanging on my fridge than presented to me as a meal.