This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
I could go for a sweet, minty, crunchy, chocoaltey treat right about now. I need a stove in the office!
My lunch is scowling at me, I don't know if I can eat it anymore.
Morris is a memo holder designed to look like a donkey. His mouth even moves to hold a pen or note.
So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?