They'll fight for your love and give you powerful, sneaky hugs!
Melting a skull in your coffee is a super satisfying way to start the day. I feel so powerful!
Don't tell me what to do game! Oh wait, that's a pretty good idea!
If you had told me ten years ago that I'd be able to inject an entire portion of strawberry shortcake into my mouth all at once without getting my hands dirty, I would have thought you were crazy. The future is now.
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
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