They'll fight for your love and give you powerful, sneaky hugs!
Melting a skull in your coffee is a super satisfying way to start the day. I feel so powerful!
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If you had told me ten years ago that I'd be able to inject an entire portion of strawberry shortcake into my mouth all at once without getting my hands dirty, I would have thought you were crazy. The future is now.
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
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