Nothing about being an adult says that we can't still have fun and look adorable.
If you're not watching Workaholics you're doing it wrong.
Tea time just got seriously adorbz! Marmalade kitties are my favorite, especially when they actually taste like marmalade!
Oh cakey bear, you make red bean pudding so enticing. If that bowl were bigger I'd take a dip with you but as it is I think I'm gonna have to nom you.
Back in my day we weren't born knowing how to type, we had to take classes and practice.
Until cats can talk, this will have to do.