Do you love chocolate enough for you to declare it your Valentine? Haven't you always wanted headphones that smell like chocolate? Dreams do come true!
Do you have big plans today that involve sweets and smooching and batting your eyelashes across the table at someone? Enjoy! I hope your day is filled with sparkles and hearts!
Finish your drink quick, before they melt away!
Magic Screen was underappreciated on Pee Wee's Playhouse. Chairy always took all the glory but what did she ever teach us?
Ba-bomb better bring me candy to make up for his wanton destruction and expressionless lack of mercy.
The way to my heart is through my stomach with a salty, crunchy, spicy snack. Be my Valentine!
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