Statistics have never been so squee!
You could paint pretty much anything a pretty color and roll it in sprinkles and I'll be tempted to eat it.
My hand made cake pops are never round enough. If only there were a machine that could make them for me! No more frosting palms!
Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
Hey there, horse lord! What you got under that there loincloth?