If you think about it, Alf was pretty evil what with the threats to drink the cat's blood and all. Didn't keep me from loving him though! What was your favorite late '80s sitcom?
Kitty won't let my phone die. Thanks Kitty!
I need a little friend around to keep my phone free of face smudges. My shirt just isn't cutting it anymore.
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
A feast for finches! A roast for robins! A cornucopia for crows!