Babby! What are you doing with lightsaber? You are not a Jedi, you don't even have a Padawan braid.
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The long lost sequel to Seaman?
Arguing with a giant reptile monster? Probably not the smartest idea.
Biplanes vs. dragons? I think I know how this book ends.
You've somehow gotten a giant clock stuck around your neck and your first instinct is to lick it?