Why is the book cover making me question my masculinity?
Well that's just cheating. You can't phase through a maze like that.
You've somehow gotten a giant clock stuck around your neck and your first instinct is to lick it?
Warning: contains strong language.
A giant Jar Jar? Truly the stuff of nightmares.
(Doctor Who, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games)
Considering this is a Philip K. Dick novel, this cover might not be f**ked up ENOUGH.