Space-ninjas take littering very seriously.
"You can't even begin to imagine what's happened..."
One hell of a party?
That's why you always look over your shoulder before telling robot jokes, even if you're invisible.
It's hard not to feel for the alien here. He just looks so excited!
Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?
"My God. It's full of nekkid people!"
This is what they should have done for Titanic 3D.