Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Resident Evil: Retribution

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These kinds of movies are hard to rate. Resident Evil: Retribution is a bad movie. It's too bad to receive a "Ceiling Cat Approves," but too fun to be called either "Meh," or "Ebil." This movie gets our first "Basement Cat Approves," specifically designed for movies that are truly bad, but that's why we like them.

Are you going to see Resident Evil: Retribution this weekend? Tell us what you think!

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: The Watch

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This is definitely one of those movies where nearly all the funny parts were in the trailer. The rest of the movie has a few minor chuckles and not much more. If you're still really interested in it, I'd recommend waiting for it to come out on DVD or Streaming and renting it.

If you do end up seeing The Watch though, please tell us what you think.

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Total Recall

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While some of the action scenes can be pretty cool, the new Total Recall isn't nearly as fun to watch or as memorable as the 1990 version.

Will you go see Total Recall this weekend, or will you stay home and watch Ahnold's version again? Or you could always read the short story, "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale," especially if you haven't already. Seriously, go read it. Right now. It's amazing.

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Brave and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

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Brave, while not Pixar's best movie, is still a great original fairy tale. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter on the other hand, is mostly boring and way too self-serious, but is redeemed at least a little bit by some fun vampire fight scenes. You'll likely get at least some enjoyment out of either movie, but I'd recommend Brave over Lincoln any day.

Which one will you go see this weekend? Or will you go see this week's less fantastical fare, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World? Whatever you end up seeing, tell us what you think in the comments.

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Battleship

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While Battleship isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, it's still awful. And long. Really long. I guess if you're really looking for an action movie and are sick of The Avengers, Battleship might satisfy you for a little while. Even then, I'd recommend staying home and renting something.

But this is just one large cat's opinion. Will you see Battleship? If you do, tell us what you think.

Fantasy del Grande Gatto: Snow White and the Huntsman

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Snow White and the Huntsman is mostly a fine fairy tale movie with some good ideas and fun special effects. Unfortunately, it gets bogged down by some really boring expository scenes that last way too long.

Even with all these problems, it's still a perfectly acceptable movie. Go in expecting nothing more than a fairy tale, and you'll most likely enjoy yourself. Or if you've already seen it, we'd like to hear your opinion too. Would you recommend Snow White and the Huntsman?

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Dredd 3D

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There's not much to it, but Dredd 3D is a fun R-rated action movie. That's all it tried to be, and it ended up doing a very good job, in this cat's opinion. What about yours? Are you going to see Dredd 3D this weekend?

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