I am sorry to report, Captain...
that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.
"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter."
"Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)
DOUBLE FOREHEAD PALM
When something is so stupid, your brain might jump out and run away.
(Patrick Stewart, Star Trek)