I Give Up!

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I Give Up!
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I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status! The reason why teachers lose their hair.

(Star Trek)

If I Had Hair, Data, That Man Would Make Me Rip It All Out

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"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter." "Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"