I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status!
The reason why teachers lose their hair.
where words simply can't explain the level of stupidity.
Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.
DOUBLE FOREHEAD PALM
When something is so stupid, your brain might jump out and run away.