I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status!
The reason why teachers lose their hair.
I am sorry to report, Captain...
that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.
Even with Kenzi's guidance, poor Dyson struggled to grasp the concept of the "facepalm."
Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.