If I Had Hair, Data, That Man Would Make Me Rip It All Out

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If I Had Hair, Data, That Man Would Make Me Rip It All Out
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"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter." "Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"

Starfleet's Least Favorite Cable Provider

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Starfleet's Least Favorite Cable Provider
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Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.

(Star Trek)