(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)
"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter."
"Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"
Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.
I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status!
The reason why teachers lose their hair.
Even with Kenzi's guidance, poor Dyson struggled to grasp the concept of the "facepalm."