Captain, I finally understand why you humans enjoy intoxi..ff inebreee.. being drunk.
I'm wearing a reindeer sweater.
Reindeer sweaters are drunken mistakes.
(Warning: Contains a lot of strong language.)
Max Landis, writer of the new movie "Chronicle," gives an accurate (and mildly drunk) retelling of 1992's "Death of Superman," with help from Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and other surprise guests.
I don't care what you say. I am drunk and so am I.