"Are those elves singing?"
"Aye, lad. Dorwinion Red Wine does a number on them."
"Yeah, but why does the butler want to be called "Maybe?"
I God to swear...
There is no blood in my alcohol stream!
I don't care what you say. I am drunk and so am I.
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