I God to swear...
There is no blood in my alcohol stream!
"Are those elves singing?"
"Aye, lad. Dorwinion Red Wine does a number on them."
"Yeah, but why does the butler want to be called "Maybe?"
It's called burp a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. hiccup Talk about warp speed!
I'm wearing a reindeer sweater.
Reindeer sweaters are drunken mistakes.