I don't care what you say. I am drunk and so am I.
"Are those elves singing?"
"Aye, lad. Dorwinion Red Wine does a number on them."
"Yeah, but why does the butler want to be called "Maybe?"
Captain, I finally understand why you humans enjoy intoxi..ff inebreee.. being drunk.
I'm wearing a reindeer sweater.
Reindeer sweaters are drunken mistakes.
You know you've had too much to drink
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