I'm wearing a reindeer sweater.
Reindeer sweaters are drunken mistakes.
"Are those elves singing?"
"Aye, lad. Dorwinion Red Wine does a number on them."
"Yeah, but why does the butler want to be called "Maybe?"
Captain, I finally understand why you humans enjoy intoxi..ff inebreee.. being drunk.
(Lost in Space)
(Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)