Captain, I finally understand why you humans enjoy intoxi..ff inebreee.. being drunk.
I God to swear...
There is no blood in my alcohol stream!
You know you've had too much to drink
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I don't care what you say. I am drunk and so am I.
It's called burp a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. hiccup Talk about warp speed!
I'm wearing a reindeer sweater.
Reindeer sweaters are drunken mistakes.
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