Captain, I finally understand why you humans enjoy intoxi..ff inebreee.. being drunk.
I God to swear...
There is no blood in my alcohol stream!
You know you've had too much to drink
when the stag you shot last summer starts looking good and talking back...
I don't care what you say. I am drunk and so am I.
It's called burp a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. hiccup Talk about warp speed!
I'm wearing a reindeer sweater.
Reindeer sweaters are drunken mistakes.
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