I don't care what you say. I am drunk and so am I.
You know you've had too much to drink
when the stag you shot last summer starts looking good and talking back...
I God to swear...
There is no blood in my alcohol stream!
"Are those elves singing?"
"Aye, lad. Dorwinion Red Wine does a number on them."
"Yeah, but why does the butler want to be called "Maybe?"