Careful with that! You almost stabbed the title.
Hey! Quit fondling the ice woman's globes!
I was completely on board with this cover until the dog showed up.
Mustachioed snake demon just wants to compliment the lady on her lovely dress.
I was never a huge Monkees fan either, but that's a little harsh.
So it's like Thor?
Jim C. Hines is a fantasy author who once reenacted some female poses from fantasy novel covers. Now he's trying out some men's poses from fantasy and romance novels.