This is what they should have done for Titanic 3D.
The battle goes on so long we have to start enlisting fetuses and animals?
"Yep, it's riding up again."
"What do you think, horse-giraffe-punk-elf? Shall we go to Bilbabalbabul?"
"Nah. Those people are weird."
"I'm afraid I just blue myself."
"Yes, very nice and all, but would you mind waiting until we're on a planet with an atmosphere? I seriously have no idea how you're still alive."