"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."
The long lost sequel to Seaman?
"Really? I'm a flying dude in a leotard with f**king wings and antennae and I don't buy this robot."
Who turned out the lights?
"Oh, Lionel Richie. Ours is a love that can never be."
You'd think anyone going to Venus would pack more than a single pair of tighty-whities. Or maybe we should be thankful he remembered that much.
Remember, subtlety is important when checking out a lady's backside.