Knobil was no hero. In fact, he rode endangered species for fun. Knobil was kind of a jerk.
"You're looking at the man who invented 'Theater in the Square.' Nobody has a good seat!"
"You... you see her too, right?"
Jim C. Hines is a fantasy author who once reenacted some female poses from fantasy novel covers. Now he's trying out some men's poses from fantasy and romance novels.
Let's hope horses are as badass in this series as they are in "Skyrim."
"Why are you pulling to the side? Come on guys, I feel like I'm doing all the work here!"
Also, how do those butterfly wings on the mermaid hold up under water?
Yeah, just stick him in a plastic bag. Works for goldfish at the fair, right?