The former U.S. Presidents in clown makeup are always watching you. Always.

Well that's just cheating. You can't phase through a maze like that.

I'm not comfortable with this happening even once in time.

That right there is the face of a man desperately hoping his genitals come out the other side intact.

You'd think anyone going to Venus would pack more than a single pair of tighty-whities. Or maybe we should be thankful he remembered that much.

Can't tell if book or graphics card demo from the late '90s.

Okay, I'm willing to accept the two-trunked elephant that can fire a gun, but that is not how mirrors work.