You know you have a bad cover when it looks like it would be more at home in the '70s pr0n section.
"... Glaucoma. I have glaucoma."
"I've got my eye on you, wall."
Yeah, just stick him in a plastic bag. Works for goldfish at the fair, right?
Roger Rabbit's gotten dark.
Kid, you're supposed to block the ice dragon's breath with a shield, not your hand.
Let's hope horses are as badass in this series as they are in "Skyrim."