The former U.S. Presidents in clown makeup are always watching you. Always.
"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."
Why is the book cover making me question my masculinity?
I would make fun of the title for being generic, but given the placement of that laser, it's probably the most accurate and descriptive title we've seen so far.
If it weren't for my horse...
Yeah, I think I'll stick to voyaging in daytime from now on.
I'm not saying this suit is impractical, but I fell on my back and rocked myself to sleep trying to get back up.
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