After being turned into a tiger-human hybrid, what else is there to do but fight a horse for his SCUBA equipment?

"Hey! A little help? I promise, my bark is worse than my bite! Ha ha! Just a little tree humor there. Seriously though, this is really quite painful!"

We haven't quite worked out the kinks of mounted combat on this horse-lizard planet.

You know, I think I still prefer David Bowie over the rooster-bear having an existential crisis.

Oh hey, it's J.J. Abrams's birth video!

Well, the title's sure accurate. Though it does make me wonder how Morton J. Golding was able to see into my -- I mean my friend's subconscious

Well yes, I thought that was the whole point.