"You're looking at the man who invented 'Theater in the Square.' Nobody has a good seat!"
You know, I'm pretty sure there's a special shampoo that'll clear them right up.
Babby! What are you doing with lightsaber? You are not a Jedi, you don't even have a Padawan braid.
Buttercup's trip to Japan?
Alternate title: "The Sea Men"
There must be a rule that the better/more important a science fiction author you are, the worse the cover art for your books has to be.
In the future, glass makes people forget how to run.