"Okay, you win. Your tentacle-sprouting arms are way creepier than my freakishly elongated right one."
Oh, the days when a man had to make his own pr0n.
I don't know what's more confusing, the dragon coming out of the woman's dress or those awkward hand gestures everyone's making.
"Hey, guys? A little help here? I think I really messed up my back!"
Anything you can do... I can turn into the stuff of nightmares?
Is Reepicheep hitting on me? Well, we are at sea I guess.
"The man they had rejected came back to rule the new Nuclear Age"
...as a giant floating head.