You know you've been playing too much Halo when...
I know you're a cyborg and everything, but maybe the giant lake of fire isn't the best place to be getting all sassy.
Someone's a little too excited about this naked sun.
There is a castle on a cloud.
I used to like to go there in my sleep.
'Til I was joined by this weird creep.
Farewell my castle on a cloud.
"... Glaucoma. I have glaucoma."
"I can't put my arms down!"
"Well... put your arms down when you get to space."
I suggest a new strategy, tiny chess-playing dude. Let the dragon win.