"Oh crap, I forgot my armor again, didn't I?"
My one weakness! Being buried in sand!
No daughter of Earth's is going out dressed like that! Now come back here and put some real clothes on, young lady.
The dragon's expression is entirely justified, given the giant transparent head rising from the ocean.
"I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast."
There really is no privacy in fantasy, is there?
There is a castle on a cloud.
I used to like to go there in my sleep.
'Til I was joined by this weird creep.
Farewell my castle on a cloud.
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