North Korea. Even binoculars are rationed.

Uncle. Yes, sometimes a little scary, sometimes a little dishevelled, sometimes a little down on his luck and in need of a loan, but you still love him. After all, he's family.

Miracles. Brought to you by the Transportation Security Administration.

Focus Point: Where is yours?

Live Free, Army Thong: rejected slogan suggestion #633

I'm on a horse. Anything is possible when you use Mother Russia body wash. (Vladimir Putin)

Rent! Should be about tree-fiddy. (Jimmy McMillan)