VILLAGE IDIOTS stupid should hurt. -Spongebob Squarepants

ADMIT IT GIRLS the only reason you wanted to watch "Captain America." -Chris Evans

HOBOSEXUAL he looks like he hasn't bathed in two weeks, and he'll still get more tail than you. -Johnny Depp

BLRTNBOPPEM FIGGLEPOPS -Bill Cosby

The only time in your life you wish you were a banana. -Tom Hiddleston

The original m.i.l.f. -Katey Sagal

You know... I actually took these to the gun show and they told me that they didn't allow any weapons of mass destruction. -Will Ferrell