Segways and here you thought you'd look stupid riding one. -Lil Wayne, T-Pain

Meg Ryan ever wonder what happened to her? -Meg Ryan

Being famous doesn't take talent. -Nicki Minaj, Eminem

Tom Hiddleston - he is so "God Loki" -Tom Hiddleston

THE REAL SLIM SHADY stood him up -Dr. Dre

I think Al was too damn picky. Maybe he was just covering his erectile disfunction. -Katey Sagal

Face off - Nicolas Cage takes it too far. -Nicolas Cage