Mermaid Needs Talc - And A New Dresser.

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No I have not got fat! Take your hand off my thigh and I'll slide in quite easily...! And I don't need your support on my bottom, either!

Or Do I...

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You don't wanna know where the finger sandwiches are!

Your Offerings, It Pleases Me...

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After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.