There's one thing I need you to know first, Johnny. I wear a pretty serious retainer at night.
If you think this is disgusting You should've seen what I did to the bottom half
Doing a little drinking today, sir?
Never hold in farts.
You will eat Frosted Flakes, and tell everyone they are great, OR ELSE!
We pulled him in on a 315- impersonating an anorexic