Is there really any need to explain this?

In an alternative universe, Indians brought Christianity to Europe.

Well, Detroit sure was fun.

Wish I'd brought my musket with me now. I have a feeling "parr-rum-pa-pum-pum" just isn't going to cut it!

Getting out for a boys night can be hell.

WHEN IN DOUBT frag out.

TELL HITLER THE MURPHYS ARE COMIN' and Hell is coming with them!