German Shepherd, circa 1944.

See what you did, Schmidt? This is why the Reich can never have nice things!

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH LED ZEPPELIN COVERS to know where this is going.

Tell me, vas ist der Colonel's secret recipe!

Wait, everybody, stop! Time out! We need to clean up that broken glass before somebody cuts himself!

Look, Helga! The Nazis are compensating again.