BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...
Even though you're living on some distant planet, there's no reason you can't look amazing!
It's good to know that even with advanced technology and space travel available, fashion remains sensible.
I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONJUNCTIVITIS FROM THE PLANET PINK-EYE.