THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONJUNCTIVITIS FROM THE PLANET PINK-EYE.
BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...
THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.