" Quick... Get the Visine!..."

In space no one can hear you laugh.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONJUNCTIVITIS FROM THE PLANET PINK-EYE.

I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!

THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.

BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...