Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.
Betty was always known as a bit of an ice queen, but nobody realized how bad it was until that fateful August day when she tried to go swimming.
Sickness and hatred and angst, oh my!
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