Just Another Undercover Bastard

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Running out on me in the middle of the night is bad enough but stealing my blanket while you're at it?!

She Doesn't Have the Energy to Fight It

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Well Bernice, I have decided that our marriage is over. Hating you would require an emotional commitment, and frankly, I just don't have the time or the patience.