After one too many martinis, Beth's first aid training took a strange new direction.
This is going to hurt you a lot worse than me!
I'm telling you mapquest is always wrong...
Did you really just fart in my general direction?
I am going to have to take a sample for analysis but it looks like a pipe to me
Could be heaven, could be hell. Hi there pretty boy. Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place. Such a lovely face.