Note to self, unplug toaster before cleaning.
Could be heaven, could be hell. Hi there pretty boy. Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place. Such a lovely face.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
Can't tell if historic meme... Or Urban Outfitters ad.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!