THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.

Be thankful we DON'T have them.

Happy Holidays From Your Friends At Heaven's Gate

GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The whitest people in the world.

LIFE, AS THEY CORRECTLY PREDICTED, FOR 1975.

I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!