Computer! Make me a sammich! Yes, Dear! Who needs a wife when you have the MaidTron 3000? Buy yours today!
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!
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