The AA meetings didn't help Marge at all. She couldn't seem to get alcohol off her mind.

Fred will never forget his first encounter with the spitting cats of the plains.

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Another butterbeer, Tom! And a cracker for Polly!

A vodka a day keeps the dispair away.

What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!