Fred will never forget his first encounter with the spitting cats of the plains.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
The name's Bland. James Bland. I'll take a regular martini. No special instructions. No olives? No problem.
Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!
I don't always drink but when I do...