The name's Bland. James Bland. I'll take a regular martini. No special instructions. No olives? No problem.
The AA meetings didn't help Marge at all. She couldn't seem to get alcohol off her mind.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
MARTINIS. PART OF A GOOD BALANCED BREAKFAST.