Fred will never forget his first encounter with the spitting cats of the plains.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
The name's Bland. James Bland. I'll take a regular martini. No special instructions. No olives? No problem.
MARTINIS. PART OF A GOOD BALANCED BREAKFAST.
If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!