ONE THING THEY NEVER MENTION IN MOST VERSIONS OF THE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD STORY IS THAT GRANDMA AND THE WOLF HAD MET BEFORE.
There's my Deathy-poo! You know, he was the cutest little baby! Here, I have pictures!
The Randall Foster Home for Zombies was a short lived institution once the children developed their appetites.
Teletubbies of the corn
Before ether was invented, doctors tried to numb you with a visit from the Cirque Du So Lame.
It's time for your period.