They may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

The next little kid to step off the subway is going to get the fright of his life.

Meat - it's what's for dinner and breakfast and lunch and tomorrow's dinner and the next day's breakfast and the next day's lunch...

Hunger "Games?" Noo, I don't believe I'll be participating in the "games" portion...

"Go to masquerade ball" you said... ..."meet interesting people" you said...

Tell me again what kind of mushrooms those were.

Before ether was invented, doctors tried to numb you with a visit from the Cirque Du So Lame.