FOR THE MAN WITH NO LEGS BELOW HIS KNEES
It would be great if we could purchase children at the grocery store and return them there if they went bad.
Talk about sexy! "Ants-In-Her-Pants" panties will give that special lady in your life the confidence she needs to succeed outside the nest! Also, mirthful chuckles WITH you, not AT you...
I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE FIRST PART OF THAT BOX SAYS
How do you clean stubborn spots off floors? Wear a condom.