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If this isn't the deal of the century, then I don't know what is.

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Sit here. Don't open your mouth, I'm not paying for chat. And you better be hung!

Wear a condom
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How do you clean stubborn spots off floors? Wear a condom.

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By xyzpdq1
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When you're russian for a drink there's no time for stalin.